DESPICABLE ME w/the besterest friends I could ever ask for! <3 :)

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Carl rules the world. Muhahahaha.

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Carl likes to party.

Last night in Norcal )’:

Cynthia, Adrian and connie leave to go to Connie’s room so the rest could sleep!

Right when the three leave, they hear a loud uproar of laughter.
Wanting to join in on the fun, they open the door.

Suddenly the laughter comes to a sudden halt.
*Closes the door slowly* 

Laughter ensues once more.
FEELING SO EXCLUDED, the three leave and head to Connie’s room. ):

Later the next morning, it was revealed that this is what had happened:

After the 3 have left, Carl smiled and suggested, “NOW LET’S GET THE PARTY STARTED”

LOL. I think. Something between those lines..? 

Carl wishes everyone a Merry Christmas!!

Hoping the presents under this Christmas tree will make me say “mmmmm mmmm I’m lovin’ it!”

CARL NEEDS HELP TYING HIS SHOES

Second day of our Norcal Trip! 

Headed to Downtown San Jose for the wonderful annual Christmas in the Park. Beautiful scintillating Christmas lights everywhere! =)

While walking around downtown, Carl’s shoes kept untying themselves… :O Even after tying them over and over. And over and over. And over. And over AGAIN. THEY JUST KEPT COMING UNDONE.

So after crossing a stoplight, Sarina(?) finally had to get down and tie Carl’s shoes for him. 
EL OH EL.

Carl likes to pee at McDonald’s.

Carl brings business to and does his business at McDonald’s. Not only does he like to eat here, he prefers to pee here as well. What can we say? Carl LOVES McDonald’s!! <3

Elmore, Sarina, Carl, and Amy were sitting in really bad LA traffic for a good hour and Carl really really really had pee. he finally decided to exit the freeway and find a gas station….

Carl: Damn, this area is super sketchy and kinda ghetto. Omg, yay there’s an Arco! 
(pulls into the turn lane to enter Arco) 
Amy: Oh hey, Carl! Look! There’s a Mcdonalds, does that make you feel better?! 
Carl: (as he swerves into the right lane speeding to mcdonalds a block ahead) OMGGG YEAHH, MCDONALDS!! :D :D :D We’ll go there instead!

Carl is Gru.

Carl bought a scarf from H&M when we went to SF.
Later on CalTrain..

CONNIE: You know your scarf..it reminds me this one guy in that movie.. DSJKFJHKSDF I can’t put my finger on it )):

*DESPICABLE ME!!!!*

So at Santana Row, Karen, Sam, Carl and Connie took a picture each taking on a character from Despicable Me :D SOOO CUUTES<3

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SEE THE RESEMBLANCE? =)
 

Carl is a troll.

After a lonnnnnnng day at Stanford University and Santana Row..the group went to eat at a Vietnamese restaurant called Thien Long for dinner.

Connie felt like someone playing footsies with her. Looking across from her, she sees a suspicious Carl who upon receiving Connie’s suspicious and insinuating stare, gives a “I didn’t do anything )’:” innocent puppy dog stare back..

CONNIE: Are you playing footsies with me Carl?…….
CARL: Nooooooo ): *I PRWOMMMMISEEEEE*

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CONNIE: What theeeeeee…Whose foot is touching mine?!!?!? :O

Less than a minute later..

CARL: HAHAHA JK IT WAS ME!!

Oh Carl…. -_- 

Carl is bitter: Part 2

Carl goes to San Francisco.

TAKES PICTURES. EVERYWHERE.

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BE IN ALL THE PICTURES.


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Typical Carl face.


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d’awwww. Elmore & Carl, soooo cuuuuteeeeee! <3 


MORE PICS. I’m just too tired to find them all..sleep time. 

Carl is bitter.

After La Vics, we headed over to Jeff’s house where everyone was looking at Jeff’s old baby picture albums.

It was somehow brought up that Jeff never eats anything canned food or frozen..

Jeff: In this house, we don’t eat ANYTHING like frozen or canned foods..
Carl: *with one elbow on Jeff’s glass coffee table and his faced cupped in the palm of his hand, staring off into blank space with an apathetically distressed and depressed expression* At my aunt’s and uncle’s house…..all we eat is canned and frozen foods.

Carl: ): *INSERT THE LONGEST AND SADDEST SIGH EVER.*

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Y U SO LUCKY JEFFREY DO? )’:

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Damn you Jeffrey Trung Quan Do -___-

Carl knows where everything is….

in relation to McDonald’s.

No joke.

1. DAY 2: Heading back to Connie’s house after a long day at Santana Row, Valley Fair…

CONNIE: Carl, pass this stop light and like 2 more then turn left.
CARL: Yeah, i know…it’s like 7 blocks after we pass McDonald’s. KEKE.
Whole entire car comprising of me, Amy, Sarina and Cynthia: O_O LOLOLOLOL. FREAKING CARL <3

 2. DAY 1: Leaving Cynthia’s house and heading back out to the freeway

GIRLS IN THE CAR: Carl..do you know where to go?
CARL: Yeah, the freeway is like 5 blocks from the McDonald’s up ahead.

LOLLLLL. Omg…

Carl’s first night in San Jose.

What a long day driving alllllll the way up to Norcal. Elmore, Sarina, Amy, Carl and Connie headed back to Connie’s house. Right when Carl stepped into Connie’s guest room, he immediately dropped his bags and belongings as his knees sunk to the floor. Planking his body, he immersed himself in the dim lighting and ambiance of the room and started dozing off into deep sleep, reminiscing about the millions and millions of McDonald’s that caught his eye and stole his heart between Irvine and San jose. 

Now on his back, five minutes into his sleep, Carl suddenly opens his eyes, shoots up and grabs the black micro bead pillow from under his head and smacks Sarina with it. Shocking everyone in the room (Amy, Connie, and most of all Sarina -who wasn’t even sleeping-), Carl screams “WAKE UP!”

Sarina wasn’t even sleeping. She was simply lying down comfortably in her sleeping bag. 

Lesson here: If Carl can’t sleep, no one else can

THIS WAS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE TRIP. EL OH EL.